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Post by Ben G. on Apr 13, 2007 23:45:51 GMT 1
I'll aim to update this daily with amusing, wierd or wonderful stuff I find lying around the internets. ----------------------------------------- Taken from BBC
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Post by fran on Apr 14, 2007 2:09:37 GMT 1
That is sooooo wrong! Did the goat have anything to say about this?
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Post by Bx on Apr 14, 2007 11:25:35 GMT 1
Baaah
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Post by omar on Apr 14, 2007 14:40:40 GMT 1
No no no, it said "I ob-baa-ject!"
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Post by fran on Apr 14, 2007 14:54:17 GMT 1
No no no, it said "I ob-baa-ject!" Oh dear. What is the world coming to? Could be worse. Could have been a chicken...
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Post by kath on Apr 14, 2007 18:16:46 GMT 1
You've spelled weird wrong, Ben. It's a shame, cos now you must die.
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Post by Waaaaaayne on Apr 14, 2007 21:55:13 GMT 1
You've spelled weird wrong, Ben. It's a shame, cos now you must die. Could you not just wound him instead? Only we need him alive to pay rent.
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Post by Ben G. on Apr 14, 2007 22:02:04 GMT 1
You've spelled weird wrong, Ben. It's a shame, cos now you must die. It's all part of the act.
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Post by fran on Apr 15, 2007 23:27:20 GMT 1
You've spelled weird wrong, Ben. It's a shame, cos now you must die. It's all part of the act. You're a scientist, you don't have to be able to spell. In fact it's better if you don't...
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Post by Ben G. on Apr 16, 2007 0:22:01 GMT 1
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Post by Bx on Apr 23, 2007 23:26:23 GMT 1
Teehee:
Stripper for 102nd birthday party Staff at a home for the elderly organised an unlikely present for a resident's 102nd birthday - a stripper. The Nunnery in Diss, Norfolk, arranged the surprise for Gwen Dorling's birthday on Monday.
The male stripper was ordered after Mrs Dorling said she would have liked one for her 100th birthday.
A spokeswoman for the home said: "She had a wonderful time and enjoyed every minute of it. She says she would like two strippers next year."
Helping Mrs Dorling celebrate were her son Peter Dunn, 76, two of her three granddaughters and one of her three great granddaughters.
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Post by Ed R-J on Apr 25, 2007 9:50:09 GMT 1
I don't want to steal my fellow Equipment Officer's thunder, but I found this survey:
According to Channel 4 on Thursday the average person in his/her life reads 533 books, eats 854 tins of baked beans, uses 4239 rolls of lavatory paper and produces 35815 litres of wind.
Presumably the 35815 litres of wind are primarily due to the 854 tins of baked beans...
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Post by Ben G. on Apr 28, 2007 1:30:12 GMT 1
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Post by fran on Apr 29, 2007 16:43:53 GMT 1
Hm...
There was a snippet in my newspaper this week (sadly in German) that there was a man killed last year because two other blokes had thrown a washing machine at him. Mind you, they missed him but then the washing machine fell over and hit him on the head.
That didn't kill him - not quite - so they used broom sticks and leg tables to finish the job.
I know I shouldn't be amused by this... But I am!=)
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Post by Ben G. on May 13, 2007 0:27:43 GMT 1
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